Kosovo dedicated a statue to Bill Clinton which he himself unveiled in a happy and dramatic ceremony. Somebody wondered aloud about an obviously missing part of the sculpture which could be that of a kneeling lady with her tongue sticking out to receive a mouthful of hot tamales which should belong up front.
Sorry, still couldn’t shake off the rib tickling over that long past episode, Mr. President. Monica’s done astoundingly well with her education and career despite the wide stigma in its wake and that really speaks for your excellent handling, protective bent out of concern for her welfare and high regard for each other.
Your two terms as President benefitted many Americans with a robust economy during your watch. Your place in history as one of the most able American Presidents is secure although I might add one of the horniest too.
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“May I ask sir, what you are doing?”
“I’m having a heart attack!”
“Well, me too, bucko.”
“Seriously Officer, give me a hand or something, call 911!”
“You are doing fine on your own. Maybe you mean call Madame Xaviera, license and registration please.”
“Aaarrrgh, I’m passing out, going, passing, coming, passing, I’m coming, I’m coming!”
“Okay that’s it, out of the car, hands in the air and spread the legs,” the officer stepped back and drew his sidearm.
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“Oh Officer!”
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Screeching tires and a crash is heard.
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