Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Abba Krishna Forgives Fat Women With Most Beautiful Faces On Fatbook, err, Facebook For Gluttony If They Chant Maha Mantras To Earnestly Reduce

Abba Krishna Forgives Fat Women With Most Beautiful Faces On Fatbook, err, Facebook For Gluttony If They Chant Maha Mantras And Try In Earnest To Reduce Weight


















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You don’t have to be thin to be lovable

Just don’t grow crispy skin and taste edible

Your best asset is the outflow of inner beauty

No need to dip in liver based sauce or gravy




Great is the virtue to give more of you

But don’t pin poor hubby like there’s two of you

Big breasts are every girl’s dream come true

Your man won’t see you if they block the view





Chant the Maha Mantras in deep meditation

Mind over matter will bring divine exculpation

Don’t fight the appetite by waging war of attrition

Savor enough bananas but don’t eat the plantation





Bobbing and weaving be tender with love

If he can’t find the opening must be buried in flab

Don’t give it a shove and be sweet with loving care

No rough stuff like Hulk Hogan in a slam bang affair





Avoirdupois should rhyme with the ‘wah’ in phooey

Ring around the Rosie won’t be hard if you lose it

Shed the ungainly fat by huffing and puffing with calisthenics

Chant Maha Mantras on the run even if you sound like Joaquin Phoenix





Ara Mina is the fairest of all among Manny Pacquiao’s women

It’s just too bad that she’s heavier than most if not all of them

When the bell rings fleet footed Manny is in for some real live action

If he’s not fast enough he could die of breast feeding suffocation





Senator Kiko Pangilinan can be the next President in Malacanang

For once we can have a First Lady who’ll stay mostly at home

Sharon Cuneta’s reign will be marked with a different vein

No time for corruption cause she’s too busy raiding the kitchen





Oprah Winfrey should do better than give her audience homes and Pontiacs

She should lead them to seek solstice and re charge spirits up in Adirondacks

They can build a self sufficient commune by farming and storing the stocks

When Armageddon strikes they can be feasting on hickory smoked baby backs





Eating and drinking was structured in us by the Father Abba Krishna

Hunger and thirst can be driving forces to move us to seek Nirvana

Pleasure serves as a target and a goal that we all try feverishly to reach

The enjoyment should be tempered with love so we can pull as one team





























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ARA MINA







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OPRAH WINFREY









































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KIRSTIE ALLEY






































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QUEEN LATIFAH






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SHARON CUNETA






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ROSEANNE BARR






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JANICE DE BELEN






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MO' NIQUE






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LINDSAY HOLLISTER







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GUACI RGUEZ SANCHEZ








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Numbers One(1) To Eleven(11)

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Numbers Twelve(12) To Twenty-Five(25)

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Numbers Twenty-Six(26) To Thirty-Five(35)

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Numbers Thirty-Six(36) To Fifty-Six(56)

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Numbers Fifty-Seven(57) To Sixty-Four(64)

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Numbers Sixty-Five(65) To Seventy-Four(74)

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Numbers Seventy-Five(75) To Eighty-Eight(88)

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Numbers Eighty-Nine(89) To One Hundred(100)

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Numbers One Hundred One(101) To One Hundred Twelve(112)

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Numbers One Hundred Thirteen(113) To One Hundred Thirty-Six(136)

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Numbers One Hundred Thirty-Seven(137) To One Hundred Seventy-Five(175)

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